Jem Girls Podcast

Since we get down on our knees for Jesus and put the "hole" in "holy" every day and every night, we thought we'd continue spreading the Lord's word (and His legs and His many venereal diseases..) by discussing the seminal 1992 classic "Sister Act".

Nothing will make you want to stop turning tricks on an inner city street corner and run to your nearest convent more than this flick, which is best described as Catholic propaganda.

Because, you see, these nuns, with the divine intervention of Whoopi Goldberg (AKA the Patron Saint of No-Eyebrows), get DOWN. They are singing some hot numbers and also get away with ridiculous hijinks because they are so cute and unassuming in their little habits.

So this is all to say that, after rewatching this masterpiece, our favourite form of cardio is walking with the Lord, and we're gonna let Jesus take the wheel on this podcast from now on!

Can I get an "amen"?