Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Psalm 51: A Prayer for Cleansing. Starts, "Have mercy upon me, O God." David's confession is regarded as a model for repentance in both Judaism and Christianity. But let's be honest: Dude was absolutely not sorry. He wanted to bang that MILF so he had her hubby killed. He nasty. Alternative Facts: If Trump can memorize this psalm, maybe he won't end up in jail? Bahaha as if that assclown could memorize anything!

Psalm 52: The Futility of Boastful Wickedness. Starts, "Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man?" David criticises those who use their talents for evil, but it comes across more as David telling God how to Yaweh.

Psalm 53: The Folly and Wickedness of Men. Starts, "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." First, I'm a-okay being labeled a fool under those circumstances. But second point of fact: You are an all-powerful being worried about ME when there are actual pedos running loose, and babies with cancer, and hungey homeless children? Miss me with that shit. God ain't real and YOU'RE the fool if you think he is. So there! Nya nya nya!