Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just grab a sheet,
I'll tell you how I became the Crocodile of a town called Wall Street.
*biuuuu bi bi biuu biuu. Bi bi bibibi biu biuuu. Bibibibiuuu. bibibi biu biuuu*
In West California, not born but raised
In the Nerdworld is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin’ all cool,
And all shootin' some videos outside of the school.
When my husband a guy who was up to no good, Started stealin’ crypto in my neighborhood. I got in one little heist and the police got scared, And said "You're movin' into prison that’s what we declared."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Croc" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was neat,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Wall Street!”
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally freed,
To sit on my throne as the Crocodile of Wall Street.
(Ergibt alles überhaupt keinen Sinn, und Razzlekhan hab ich auch nirgendwo eingebaut – also hört besser einfach rein. Viel Spaß!)
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Quellen:
https://twitter.com/HeatherReyhan
https://razzlekhan.com/
https://salesfolk.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_R._Morgan
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/21/crypto-couple-appear-set-to-plead-guilty-in-bitcoin-money-laundering.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66390639
https://www.forbes.com/sites/cyrusfarivar/2022/03/17/razzlekhan-bitcoin-heather-morgan/
https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/8/22923772/doj-irs-bitfinex-hack-bitcoin-recovery-encrypted-files-razzlekhan
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/feb/23/decoding-razzlekhan-rapping-bitcoin-fraudster-organized-crime
https://qz.com/ilya-lichtenstein-razzlekhan-crocodile-of-wall-street-c-1850705566
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/08/razzlekhans-husband-ilya-lichtenstein-admits-bitfinex-hack.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12324787/Crocodile-Wall-Street-Heather-Morgan-husband-Ilya-Lichtenstein-reach-plea-deal-charged-laundering-4-5billion-stolen-Bitfinex-crypto.html
https://protos.com/crypto-rapper-razzlekhan-lands-new-job-despite-facing-25-years-in-prison/