Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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Florida Man Challenge Pt. 2
Show Notes
In this uproarious second installment of the "Florida Man Challenge," Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves trapped in a comical time loop, thanks to a temporal rift caused by their ship's reboot. To break free, they embark on a wild journey down the Florida Man rabbit hole once more. With a fresh and explicit twist, they introduce the "Florida Man Bingo" game, a hilariously unpredictable challenge where they compete to check off the wildest headlines. From alligator rodeos to alien abductions gone wrong, you'll bear witness to headlines such as "Florida Man Attempts to Rob Bank Using a Rubber Chicken" and "Florida Man Wins State Lottery, Declares Himself Emperor of Gatorland." It's a Florida-fueled frenzy of absurdity, perfect for those seeking a hearty dose of laughter and bizarre news. Stay Slurred, Dimension Hoppers!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines (Bingo Generator & Florida Man Headline Database):
https://app.bingomaker.com/project/create
https://www.kmcelwee.com/florida/
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Florida Man Bingo!
Interstellar Index (Social links)
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Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com
Podcast Outro By:
Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”
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