Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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Amber Bock to The Future (GREAT SCOTCH!)
During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter with Pamela Anderson. As the duo delves into Hyperspace Headlines, they explore the usual whacko articles, leading to unpredictable banter about time travel claims and their own desires to manipulate the past or future. Buckle those DeLorean seatbelts as we time jump into a worm hole of laughter on the next episode of Close Encounters! Stay Slurred!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://apnews.com/article/blenheim-palace-golden-toilet-theft-f0cd428df82be5343a799479a168f4be
https://apnews.com/article/tobacco-store-robbery-colorful-underwear-new-york-b0c33b3e8bf1e4e2383d5a8e2826a62e#:~:text=NEW%20YORK%20(AP)%20%E2%80%94%20A,14%2C%202022.
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Joeba & Ripley vs. TIME ITSELF! (What would we change about the past or future. What would we like to see, or be a part of.)
Today’s Banter Beacon:
Wild & Crazy Time Travel Claims
https://www.ranker.com/list/time-traveler-stories/jenniferlennon
https://www.grunge.com/14314/actual-time-travelers-caught-film/
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