Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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‘Twas The Night Before Chaos (A Christmas Seasonal on Cask)
“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh) Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape, We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!” Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-stands-in-front-of-elementary-school-with-santa-is-fake-sign-jesus-is-real-street-preacher-david-harold-grisham-sleepy-hollow-elementary-amarillo-isd-amarillo-texas-amarillo-police-magic-miracle-of-christmas https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/entertainment/goldie-hawn-says-an-alien-touched-her-and-it-was-like-the-finger-of-god/ Today’s Laugh Alert: Infomercial Madness Returns! Today’s Banter Beacon: Naughty & Nice (Joeba & Ripley Check it Twice) Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…???? https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup