Jem Girls Podcast

For some, the title “Feats of Clay” might be super misleading. It truly sounds like a docuseries on the many accomplishments of America’s sweetheart, Clay Aiken. Although we’ve known for a while now that Clay Aiken is the gayest person in the world, there was a brief period of time where he’d managed to convince people he was straight. Not only that, but he stole the hearts of gaggles of women across America’s saddest flyover states, who adoringly called themselves “Claymates.” If this isn’t a feat of Clay, I don’t know what is. 

Another of his career triumphs was his debut single “Invisible”, where he unabashedly spewed out the lyrics “If I were invisible, I’d watch you in your room”, and he didn’t even get cancelled for being a massive creep! How did he do it?!

But his most masterful stroke, his most devious stratagem is how he got us all to believe that he is a human being and not an extraterrestrial humanoid tapeworm wearing a flesh suit. You almost had me fooled there, Clay! Well done!

So yeah, this episode of Charmed is actually about none of that, but the title took me there so now that’s all I remember about this episode (and I guess ancient Egypt and white bitches from Syracuse donning Pharaoh-face). 

But also, sorry not sorry Clay Aiken for calling you an alien tapeworm! I really do love your impact ????