Learn English Through Football

This podcast is for all those who love football and also want to improve their English. This week, we look at the word ‘shithousery’, and its place in the language of football. There is a transcript of the show below, which can be used by learners of English to practice listening and reading skills. It can also be used by teachers of English to create activities, such as fill in the blanks, true/false, comprehension questions, sentence ordering activities, etc. You can also check out our massive glossary of footballing phrases here. We have hundreds of previous posts and podcasts too on our website. All  can access these resources for free.  Let us know if you have any suggestions or questions then you can contact us at admin@languagecaster.com.
Learn English Through Football
DB: Hello everyone. Welcome to languagecaster.com’s football language podcast. My name’s Damon, and I’m based in Tokyo, while Damian, the other half of the team, is based half way around the world in London. I’m sure he’s busy watching all the action in the Premier League and also at AFCON, the African Cup of Nations. As for me, as I’m based in Asia, most football news is covering the Asian Cup, where Japan fell to a shock 2-0 defeat to Iraq a few days ago. I’m sure Japan, one of the favourites, will be fine, but it was a bit of a wake up call.
Stinger: You are listening to languagecaster.com (in Cantonese)
DB: Yes, you are listening to languagecaster and that message was in Cantonese. Of course, Hong Kong are also one of the team’s competing in the Asian Cup. But today, we’re not focused on that competition, nor AFCON. Instead, we’ll take a look at a slang word, which is used to describe the behaviour or actions of players in football.
Shithouse
DB: Right, now today’s phrase is a coarse, bad, slang word. This means you should only use it in contexts where you won’t offend people. It isn’t polite language. The phrase is a noun, shithousery, which is made up of three parts – shit, house, and ery. I am sure most people, even learners of English, will know the word shit, but maybe some people are unfamiliar with the noun shithouse.
A shithouse has been used for hundreds of years to mean a toilet, usually outside the house. In the mid-20th century it became a slang word to mean a terrible, horrible person. Someone who was not very nice at all.
Shithousery
Shithousery was first used, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, in 2009. The word adds the ending ery to shithouse to mean the behaviour of a shithouse; the actions of a really bad person. So, how is it used in football? When a player or a team cheats or tries to break the rules to gain an advantage, their tactics can be called shithousery. It is not only cheating but cheating in a awful, dirty, or shameful way.
Here is a great definition by John Ashdown in the Guardian talking about the World Cup in 2018: “shithousery is an attempt to gain an advantage by unfair means and therefore it has existed around football for a long time.”
Examples of shithousery could be diving; faking injury; time wasting: for example, goal keepers wasting time for goal kicks, players taking a long time to walk off the field when substituted; deliberately falling or stamping on someone in a tackle; scraping the penalty spot with your boots when a penalty is going t...