An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.
Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose?????
The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko.
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