Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and some not-so-accurate) predictions. In today’s Laugh Alert segment, they exchange harrowing predictions for each other, adding a comedic twist to their uncertain futures. Perhaps our heroe’s destinies are as mysterious as the dimension in which they traverse. Until we reach the “final destination” remember - Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/driver-calls-police-reports-hes-drunk-b6dfab2a8a24e243732b0e7868c8a7cd https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/kilt-wearing-shopper-seen-stuffing-antiques-up-his-butt/ Today’s Banter Beacon: Could’ve Been Me’s & Comical Claims https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamartinez/creepy-premonition-stories https://www.demilked.com/funny-failed-future-predictions/ Laugh Alert‘No, You Can’t Snort The 8-Ball!’ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…???? https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup