Millennial Media Offensive

The Middle East is popping off! Is it random chaos or strategically organized. A “leaked” document says Russia might attack Nato Countries one by one, but can only be stopped with the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. Trump Steamrolls through New Hampshire. China and Russia have a plan for the world and Uncle Sam doesn’t like it. Another poorly name operation is kicking off to deal with the Heli-houthis. Women are pushing White Nationalism by making their family dinner and having children. Biden meets a black person and Oklahoma Furries are being discriminated against? All that and more in this nonstop thrill ride!

Fiat Fun Coupon Donos:

• HempressEmilyM, Tradwife and Herbalist
• Sam S. of Bourblandia, Slayer of Marketing

ART: Dirty Jersey Whore wins and created a bio for his art! See Bottom of show notes Think you can beat him: Send your art to dan@mmo.show & john@mmo.show

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TITLES:

• Predatory Capitalism
• Aircraft Carrier Language
• The Face of Africa
• GayI
• Fat & Retarded
• Comradetator
• Hitlerista
• Down With The Swirl
• Anti-Furry Legislation

Shownotes:

                        Yemen

                                    US Options in Middle East - CBS

                                    Poseidon Archer

Are Strikes Working - Biden

                        New Hampshire

                                    Joe Biden Off Ballot

                        AI

                                    TikTok Biden Phone Call

                        White Nationalism

                                    Tradwife Influencers

Researcher Eviane Leidig, postdoctoral research fellow at Tilburg University in the Netherlands AND research fellow at the counter-terrorism research center at the Hague

                                    Phyllis Schlafly

                        Davos

                                    Javier Milei at WEF

                        Drugs

                                    Xylazine Drug Problem in Philadelphia

                                                US Treasury Sanctions

                                                Pawn Stars Rick Harrison’s Son Dies from Fentynyl Overdose

                        Shoplifting

                                    NZ MP Shoplifting

                                    Analysis of Shoplifting Reports in 24 Cities

                        Podcasts

                                    Spotify Family Plan

                        LGBTQ

                                    OK Furries

Letter from Dirty Jersey Whore about his art:

Name: Comrade Tatter

Appearance: Comrade Tatter is an anthropomorphic potato with a robust and round shape, exuding a rustic charm. His skin is a warm, earthy brown, textured to reflect the real surface of a potato, complete with small eyes (the buds on a potato) and occasional dirt specks to emphasize his agricultural roots.

Outfit: True to his name, Comrade Tatter sports a simplistic yet iconic outfit. He wears a small cap, reminiscent of the communist-era headwear, adorned with a red star at the front. The cap sits jauntily atop his head. His outfit is otherwise minimal, focusing on the potato's natural appearance, but he might have a red bandana around his neck or a small, simple vest.

Expression: Comrade Tatter has a jovial and friendly demeanor. His eyes are bright and welcoming, with a slight twinkle that suggests a playful personality. His smile is wide and inviting, showing a row of cartoonish, simple teeth, if potatoes had teeth!

Pose: Standing upright on two little legs that sprout from his lower body, Comrade Tatter's arms (also small sprouts) are either resting on his hips or raised in an animated gesture, as if he is about to deliver an amusing anecdote or lead a cheerful rally.

Background: He exists against a simple, abstract backdrop. The background is deliberately neutral and non-specific, avoiding any direct political symbols or slogans, to keep the focus on the character's light-hearted nature.

Personality: Comrade Tatter is envisioned as a charismatic and approachable character. He's a storyteller at heart, often seen engaging with other vegetable characters in tales of farm life and solidarity. His humor is earthy and wholesome, and he often serves as a unifying figure in the vegetable community.

Usage: Comrade Tatter would be an ideal character for children's books, educational materials about agriculture, or as a fun mascot for farm produce or a vegetable brand. His design and personality are crafted to be endearing and family-friendly, making him a delightful addition to any context that requires a touch of humor and whimsy.