Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.
Take a trip back in time when people walked malls like dinosaurs walked the earth. Snacking on pizza and orange julius'. Where robotic elves prepared for Christmas in a bed of cotton. Where you could see samurai swords. Where you could fall asleep.