Dork Trek Episode 61 -- Captain Short Shorts
Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Captain's Holiday. The crew noticed that Picard has been a little worn down lately and pushed for him to take a vacation on this planet where you can bang anyone you want by walking around with a wooden statue, so what does Picard do? He sits around by the pool with his giant dong in his Short Shorts! Meets some chick looking for some artifact and it turns him on and they bang and some other stuff happened. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.