1/ The House passed its budget blueprint, which maps out the recommended spending and revenue levels for the 2018 fiscal year.
2/ Trump said the soldier’s widow must be wrong because he has "one of the greatest memories of all time."
3/ After months of promises, Trump said he will declare the opioid epidemic a public health emergency today – not a national emergency.
4/ Premiums for the most popular Affordable Care Act plan have risen 34% due to the marketplace instability caused by the Trump administration's actions.
5/ Congress will investigate the $300 million government contract awarded to a Trump donor.
6/ Trump promises to release the JFK files today, despite CIA Director Mike Pompeo asking him to withhold or delay some of the documents.
poll/ Democratic candidates lead by 15 points in a hypothetical matchup for the 2018 midterm elections.
poll/ 53% of military officers said they have an unfavorable view of Trump.
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