A spoken word piece by Calum Rodger, set to an ambient backdrop as part of the Lies, Dreaming: Headset series. Lies, Dreaming is part of the Poetry as Fuck podcast. You can find out more about Calum at the following links: http://www.calumrodger.co.uk/ https://twitter.com/weecalrobot Words and talking: Calum Rodger Background noises: Andrew Blair. Contains samples from looperman.com 'Retro Trumpety Funk' by CamTheClear 'Sound of the Horn' by justyce22