The Abridged Drunks and Dragons

The Abridged Drunks and Dragons is our attempt to making getting into the DnD Podcast easier for new listeners. Episodes have been boiled down to around 10 – 20 minutes. All the important story bits, and even more important goofs and tangents have been left in for your enjoyment.

This original version of this episode is Drunks and Dragons Episode 17.

After the Kraken fight the boat is approaching Caer when the sky splits wide open and Junpei is abducted by other Githyanki. The party shrugs, arrives in Caer and sells the body of the Kraken to Raphael the painter/fisherman. They then venture over to Xantac’s Magic Shop on the advice of Xantolin. Xantac turns out to be an elitest dick who kills puppies and makes Dog Sausage. Also he has really high prices. The party says their catchphrase “So we’re going to rob this bitch right?” and go back that night to rob the store. The party gets a number of really awesome magic items, including a Bag of Holding, Battle Crazed Greatsword, and Instant Campsite. But as they are about to leave, Xantac catches them red handed.

Editing help this week comes from David L. Stewart, check out his site spudcam.com.

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