Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.
Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.
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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents
Hey, Brad. Could you stop being a little turd, Brad? Huh? I mean, really, what gives? Haven’t your parents done enough for you that you can cut them a modicum of slack? Just be cool for once. Please, please, please. Get it together, Brad.
HelloFresh
Who can say what HelloFresh is? It could be another food delivery service. It could be… ah nuts. No, it’s that first thing. I was going to hint at it a little before getting to the real thing but I came right out and said it. I’m very bad at all of this.
Bentmore Buckets
Again? Well, this time, we have a very in-depth user testimonial in support of this amazing product. If you weren’t sold on it before, you’ll be filling your buckets with buckets after listening to this.
Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith
Looking to sue someone? This place can help.
Something else…
Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.
You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.
Another Thing?
If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!
(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper and she who shall not be named.)