Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.
Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.
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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
Golden Lantern Genies
Too many genies have all these rules and stipulations about what you can wish for. That’s not the case at Golden Lantern Genies. Check out the genies with all the red tape removed.
Juicy Fruit Dot Com
For the busy person who wants a juicy fruit without having to leave the house.
Fire Prevention Department
Don’t let things get out of control. Why put out a fire when you can stop the fire before it even stars?
Bug Burgers
Add some variety to your meals and come over to Bug Burgers, please.
Testimonials
We hear some testimonials regarding… well, we don’t even know anymore. I feel like some people keep calling in without even talking about companies. But Dany’all called in about Bentmore Buckets, so there’s that?
Something else…
Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.
You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.
Another Thing?
If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!
(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper, Brandon Perras, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)