Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.
Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.
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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
Real World Escapes
A lot of people have been getting pretty sick of living in a simulation. So stop living in a simulation, already. Get out. Keep making your way up through all the levels of simulation and find the real world.
Pool Crashers
Get some money from that pool you never use. It’s right there, so why waste it? Get that money. Let people rent your pool.
Moon Importance Foundation
Is the moon important or not?
Cat Food
If you got pussy cats around your house that want a meal, check out this cat food. It’s for cats.
Pet My Wiener
Big fans of wiener dogs will probably get down with this website.
Something else…
Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.
You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.
Another Thing?
If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!
(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon.)