Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.
Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.
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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
Offices of The Earth Wizard and Apprentice
The Earth Wizard is missing, but don’t panic. Beulah, the Apprentice to The Earth Wizard, is still holding the moon at bay. We’ll be fine. Probably. It’ll probably be fine. Don’t sweat it.
Flavor Buckets
Forget your old buckets that don’t have any flavor. New from Flavor Blasters is the Flavor Blasters Flavor Bucket. Throw your old buckets down the stairs because these buckets are blasted full of flavor blasts of blasted flavor.
Pixie Stix
Pour that sugar down your face hole.
Assisted Sewerside Retirement Community
A great place for your old people to end their lives.
Moon Prince
Uh-oh.
Something else…
Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.
You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.
Another Thing?
If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!
(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Tatiana Maria, Sydney Durst, she who shall not be named and he who shall not be named nor linked.)