Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.
Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.
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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:
What’s In The Box
A jingle for the mystery box company What’s In The Box? Hmmmm… This one doesn’t seem great.
Piss Pour
The innovative new way to keep track of your loved ones.
Citizens For The Sun God
Show the sun gun that you love the sun! That sounds like some fun!
Extra Strength Halloween Candy
For all of your Halloween candy needs, use this candy, okay?
Coldma from Medical Mart
The best way to get over a cold.
Decorative Wooden Spoons Outlet
The cheapest prices on decorative wooden spoons.
Something else…
Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.
You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.
Another Thing?
If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!
(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson, Sam Carlin and  Aaron Cooper. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron, Cheru, Ed Carroll, she who shall not be named and Sam.)