Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads.
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In this episode, we mostly have ads based around tweets from Ad Read twitter contest winners. Here’s the lineup:
Twitter Contest 12/18/2019 | “Clumsy Glassman” | Winner: @JerpsBerps
WHAT: Theme is superpowers. Up to three tweets, new or old.
Winning Tweet from @ JerpsBerps:
twitter.com/JerpsBerps/status/1206984133546840065
Ad Read Twitter Contest 1/8/2020 | Rap Battle | Winner: @1_dingle
WHAT: Theme is diseases (real or fictional). Up to three tweets, new or old.
Winning Tweet from: @ 1_dingle
twitter.com/1_dingle/status/1214662608076378113
Porn Hub Presents: Parno
A home brewed ad from Jon and Kendon about the new Porn Hub movie that doesn’t have porn in it.
Twitter Contest 1/29/2020 | Monster Princess | Winner: @UnionCarbideHNT
WHAT: Theme is next Disney Princess (could be anything — don’t let reality constrain you). Up to 3 tweets, new or old.
Winning Tweet from @ UnionCarbideHNT
twitter.com/UnionCarbideHNT/sta…1222414376721768448
Twitter Contest 1/1/2020 | Yuppers’ Hangover Guide | Winner: @yupvsnope
WHAT: Send me your remedy for hangovers and/or regrets. (Up to 3 tweets.)
Winning Tweet from @ yupvsnope: