Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

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Crime, class and cassettes invade this episode of Ad Read, but don’t fret because a certain group of elite hackers also want to make you feel like complete crap.
Check out these credits:
Cast
Chaz/Orb Silver/Sugar Sam’s Narrator/Kevin/Wally Weasel/Wally Weasley/Ricky: Kendon Luscher
Sugar Sam’s Customer: Evan Tess Murray of This Planet Needs A Name (TPNAN Twitter)
Nick: Aaron Cooper
Peter Jensen/Penny Jensen/Penelope Jensen: Jon Robertson
Orb Gold: Cheru
Writers
Introduction: Kendon Luscher
Sugar Sam’s Soda: Kendon Luscher
Identical Twins: Jon Robertson
Happy Police: Kendon Luscher
Nick’s Dream: Aaron Cooper
Wally Weasel and Wally Weasley: Kendon Luscher
Sidewalks: Kendon Luscher
Conclusion: Kendon Luscher
Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher (you can even listen to this soundtrack here) except Nick’s Dream, which Aaron Cooper wrote.
Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).