Sure, neither Corinne nor Krystyna has fucked this week's guest, fellow Stand Up NY Labs podcast host & comedian Jared Freid, but they have gotten fucked up with him on more than one occasion, so who really knows which of their body parts have touched? It turns out Jared doesn't get nearly as much puss as the Sorry About Last Night girls would've guessed, but he sure does love garlic fries! During this hour of metaphors, rants on customer service and tales of cum release, Corinne vividly describes her experience having sex as Katy Perry, Jared dreams of dating a hair stylist and Krystyna just wants to get to the issues -- PENISES & BOOBIES, PEOPLE!! We also tip you off on where the best McDonald's manager and Starbucks employee in the city work, in case you were wondering. Now, grab a box of coconut water, kick back, and listen to TEAM SWALLOW (you'll understand this later). Follow @SryAboutLastNyt @PhilanthropyGal @KrystynaHutch @jtrain56 & @StandUpNYLabs. Use promo code GWF at www.StandUpNY.com for 2-for-1 tickets to Stand Up NY. Listen to TFM and all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com