I googled the lyrics for Despacito so I could write some great jokes for this description, but I forgot they were all in Spanish :(
Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water.
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