Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 2 days 12 hours 5 minutes
episode 22: In-Nitro Fermentation (A Cloning Case Study)
Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob and poop jokes to satiate your need for immaturity).
All aboard the Black Swirl for her first case study debut on another exciting episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.
episode 21: Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Hoppiness
A real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they evade danger (and their taxes) on an autocratic edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.
episode 20: Sports of Science Fiction (A Winning "Saison")
Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "slam dunk" of an episode this week on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.
Holy Ship, Another Episode? (A Legendary Christening)
We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside our routine helping of the ridiculous.
From cheesy finger residue to NASA's G-Spot, we bring you only the finest this week on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.
episode 18: New Beer Destitution (A New Year Special)
Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates!
Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go forth into the Anti-Matter Dimension even more confused than last year.
episode 17: A Christmas Peril (A Holiday Abduction Story)
Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis the season to stay slurred.
episode 16: Hoppy Beerthday (Joeba Fett's 29th Cycle)
Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.
Beer Me Up Scotty! (Hysteria 51 Collaboration Promo)
We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue. After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension and in the midst of one of our favorite podcasts of all time - Hysteria 51. Stay tuned for the ultimate collaboration episode coming soon!
episode 15: Metal Beer Solid: Part Two
left, right, left, right, up, square, down, select, start, BOOM! Infinite laughter unlocked! Join Joeba, Ripley, & Ziggy as they explore some of their favorite games on the second part of our video game special!
Hurry up and give it a listen before mom tells your Millenial ass to go play outside!
episode 14: Metal Beer Solid: Part One
Time to blow the dust out of your game cartridges and refill your Mountain Dew and Dorito supply. It's time for a video game edition of the Ati-Matter Minute! We'll be taking you down 8-bit memory lane this evening as we bring you part one of what's sure to be a high scoring good time.
WARNING: This is one of our more explicit episodes, so if you have sensitive ears or little ones around, we highly advise sheeple airpods (or "ear muffs"; here's looking at you, Vince Vaughn...