Dumb People Town

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more!

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Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more!

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more!

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Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more!

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Jay Larson (Sounds Like Bruce on YouTube) joins as Daniel tells the story of an inflatable rat getting stabbed at a funeral home, Jason explains how a man in charge of Japanese heritage wrecked the country's oldest toilet, and Randy describes a man that ran from police in a Pikachu suit while riding a lawnmower, and so much more!

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more!

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Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more!

Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more!

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Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more!

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