Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

A once-daily-now-occasional podcast featuring Jake Yapp, as seen and heard on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Radio 4 and 6Music. Twitter: @NotTodayPod. Text and voice message Whatsapp: 07862032654 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Eine durchschnittliche Folge dieses Podcasts dauert 17m. Bisher sind 481 Folge(n) erschienen. Jeden Tag erscheint eine Folge dieses Podcasts.

Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 6 days 17 hours 28 minutes

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episode 5: Meet the Professor


In which I finally actually figure out a format for the Unread Book Club...

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 January 19, 2024  13m
 
 

episode 4: Febrezing Your Dad


A post-festive catchup on stuff, and the launch of two new fun talking points. Also some music I've been doing lately and er. Well. There's no skirting round it. A Quick Chat - can we have a Quick Chat? - about Gregg Wallace...

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 January 5, 2024  22m
 
 

episode 3: Bloodthirsty Picnic


Today! Never heard before* Dora Dale from 2007! Movie trailers courtesy of listener Pat! Music with a Very Slow Crescendo! Berlusconi's Art! Also, can we have a quick show of hands... Are you a Fast Eater or a Slow Eater? Email jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com xxx


*Apart from about 60% of the jokes which were repurposed, and not for the first time.


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 November 2, 2023  21m
 
 

episode 2: It's All Gone A Bit Seventies


Srsly. The music. And definitely the jokes. What I WILL say, is that if you buy a bed, it should, like, actually function as a bed. You shouldn't have to go back and buy an extra bit, separately, without being told, without which the bed will not function as a bed. You don't go and buy a car, only to be told ohhh if you needed the chassis, that'll be an extra twenty quid. It feels like a shakedown...


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 October 26, 2023  19m
 
 

episode 1: I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer


...And that's a PITY. So do tell. The new email address is jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com. I don't know why I'm typing that address all CRYPTIC, like. I'd welcome spam at this point. Oh! I meant to tell you on the podcast, I did a really lovely radio show with Bibi Lynch, in front of an audience. If you want to listen, it's the second half of this: https://www.totallyradio.com/shows/bibi-does-brighton/episodes/bibi-does-brighton-05-oct-23

Anyway. DO get in touch...


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 October 20, 2023  12m
 
 

episode 17: Not With A Bang But A Hamper


In the last of the series, Molly Elwood joins me to share the love, with some of the best food I have ever tasted.

I'll be on jackfm.co.uk 9am-12pm every weekday from the 19th December, and LIVE on BBC Radio 4 Extra every weekday evening in January, 7-10pm for Jake Yapp's Unwinding. Stay in touch, and have a good festive season xxx


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 December 18, 2022  28m
 
 

episode 16: Victor Lewis-Smith


Some memories of one of the great innovators of radio comedy, Victor Lewis-Smith. Rest in peace, you brilliant bastard.

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 December 13, 2022  22m
 
 

episode 15: Two Per Cent Salt


That's all I'm saying. Chuck in all the firm veg you want - cabbage, carrot, maybe a little chilli, ginger, garlic, it's all optional - and add two per cent salt, by weight. At least. If you're nervous, go three per cent. And scrunch it in well and pack it tight into the jar. Leave it out of your fridge for a few days, depending on how warm your kitchen is, then move them to the fridge. And burp the jars. For god's sake. No-one needs cabbagey shrapnel.


Anyway...


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 December 5, 2022  14m
 
 

episode 14: What is the Meaning of The Line


Sort of blew it. Oh well. Helluva run, guys. Helluva run. I'd tell you I love you, but it feels a bit manipulative, you know?

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 November 30, 2022  10m
 
 

episode 13: All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes


Did this episode not upload? It bloody didn't, did it? FFS. Well, there's no point crying about it now. Here it is. I'd say it's late, but we promised each other this'd be a no-strings thing, didn't we? I just feel very connected to you.

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 November 28, 2022  10m