A romp through the nonsensical realm of subpar 80s animation with a special focus on the best-worst among them all: Jem and the Holograms
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 3 days 12 hours 17 minutes
Episode 59: "Beauty and the Rock Promoter"
In the two and half seasons of Jem that we’ve covered thus far, we’ve seen A LOT of shit. You’ve got your orphan slavery, your Lord of Eyeballs, your jazzercise ghost mother slash super computer...the list goes on. In this week’s episode Beauty and the Rock Promoter, newbie to the Jemisphere Claire Noto (AKA Claire “Not yo business” Noto) ups the ante with beastiality and more slavery in a 1980s rock opera reboot of the beloved movie-musical Beauty and the Beast...
Episode 57: "The Stingers Hit Town, Part 2"
After Eric sold everything he owned to move into a crack house on skid row and hedge his bets claiming full ownership of Misfits music, he and Jerrica duke it out to convince the Stingers to join their respective record labels. The Stingers, who are at the same time creepy as fuck and hot ass bitches, play both sides, fuck with Pizzazz’s emotions, make fun of orphans and their dreams, and perform demonic rituals...
episode 27: Episode 55: "Hollywood Jem, Part 2: And the Winner Is..."
Well, we’ve made it folks! The end of the second season of Jem and the Holograms is here. It has been a truly wild ride filled with twists, turns, flashbacks and flashes forward, orphan-soul-harvesting, absentee fathers sticking their dicks into holographic computers, and so much more! In this week’s season finale episode, we are treated to yet another dose of fuckery as Kimber walks down the aisle as a child bride...
Episode 54: “Hollywood Jem, Part 1: For Your Consideration”
Hollywood? I thought this episode was about child brides...
episode 25: Episode 53: "Out of the Past"
On our podcast, we frequently discuss the concept of time and how we really don’t understand it (and as a couple of former little girls who are turning into a pair of grizzled old hags, time is also our forever enemy)...
Episode 51: "Journey through Time"
What is time? This is the question that has plagued humanity since we first walked this earth. Is time linear? Is it a wheel? Is it a rubber band? Is it a cyclone? Is it a myth? Can we only move forward through time, or can we go back? Cher (whose corporeality itself defies the laws of time) once elegantly put into words the supposition all of us have had at least once in our lives when she yodeled “If I could turn back time, if I could find a way...