Do you love horror, weird fiction, Halloween, creepy things? You've heard of car porn, earth porn, word porn...Now brace yourself for...Monster Porn! When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon an eldritch horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. It's chock-full of cosmic horror, bloody thrillers, bad comedy, werewolves, vampires, tentacle-bearing Lovecraftian horrors, and bizarro epics.
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episode 45: "For Your Service" [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a[...]
episode 44: "The Cow in Reverse" by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in “The Cow in Reverse” by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called “The[...]
episode 43: "Ghost Cat" (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story “Ghost Cat” by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father[...]
episode 42: "10qt" by Matt Cummins
Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready ’cause we’re going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, “10qt” by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day[...]
episode 41: "Pastoress: Midnight Mass" by Bret Norwood
In “Pastoress: Midnight Mass,” Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of “Whosoever Believeth,” and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET’S SLEIGH SANTA! Welco
episode 40: "Sucker" [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn presents…uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we’ve possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, “Sucker” by Bret Norwood, it’s like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it’s the smut[...
"A Text in the Dark" (Horror Short) by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[...]
episode 39: "Pastoress: the Hesychast" by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[...]
"Spanglepuss" by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[...
episode 38: "Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face" by Matt Cummins
A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[...]