Do you love horror, weird fiction, Halloween, creepy things? You've heard of car porn, earth porn, word porn...Now brace yourself for...Monster Porn! When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon an eldritch horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. It's chock-full of cosmic horror, bloody thrillers, bad comedy, werewolves, vampires, tentacle-bearing Lovecraftian horrors, and bizarro epics.
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"A Text in the Dark" (Horror Short) by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[...]
episode 39: "Pastoress: the Hesychast" by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[...]
"Spanglepuss" by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[...
episode 38: "Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face" by Matt Cummins
A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[...]
episode 37: "Hunter's Moon" [Werewolf Horror] by Bret Norwood
Happy Halloween week! Today, Monster Porn offers up another serving of werewolf horror in “Hunter’s Moon,” the sequel to last year’s Halloween episode, MP010 – “November Moon.” When two teens venture out into the
episode 36: "Invasion of the Slorchers" by Matt Cummins
This episode brought to you by the People’s Republic of China. Thank you, Mr. Secretary General for sponsoring this content. Matt Cummins brings you pulp horror just in time for Halloween with “Invasion of the[...]
episode 35: "Wearing a Sheet Doesn't Make You a Ghost" by Bret Norwood
In “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost,” wearing a sheet does make you a ghost. When thirteen-year-old Corin and his friends discover a discarded sheet that grants the wearer the properties of a[...]
episode 34: The Midnight Preacher, pt. 1: "Why Are You Crying, Jack?"
“‘The Internet is a psychopath’s wet dream,’ police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse.” A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural[..
"The Horror at Kulbalat" by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn’t been opened in three thousand years.[...]
episode 33: A Vampire Story Special
Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In “The House on Sumner” by Bret Norwood, a house flipper’s work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner.[...]