Your creature fix in podcast form. Monster Porn is an anthology of horror stories, weird fiction, bizarro fiction, and speculative fiction from creators Matt Cummins and Bret Norwood. When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon a Lovecraftian horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. This is the horror podcast where every day is like Halloween...and prom night! From Lovecraftian horror to new weird to bizarro, we've got it all. Prepare to get weird.
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episode 56: "Pastoress: We Will Be Changed"
Before we launch into today’s feature, “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed,” please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way in which online censors
episode 55: "Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode" by Matt Cummins
Monsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and unco
episode 54: "Starbat" by Bret Norwood
Presenting “Starbat” — When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic su
episode 53: "Race Invaders" and "Pastoress: The Zealots"
Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things
episode 52: "Blackbirds" [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula called “Blackbirds” by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon
"Many Things About Tomorrow" by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! In “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood, it’s the near future and the world is on “Pandemic 3” when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Time
episode 51: "Break" [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins
In MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’s life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk
"Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy"
Surprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the[...]
episode 50: "Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole"
FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn[...]
episode 49: Tales from the Quarantine
Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to[...]