Pardon My Take

Philly is still cleaning up their premature confetti celebration and Brad Stevens has broken the process (2:37 - 6:42). Lebron has killed the Raptors, again, and he somehow gets better every game (6:42 - 10:07). Warriors are still the team to beat and we kind of hate James Harden (10:07 - 12:11). The Caps are a game a way from PFT eating horse poop and Brad Marchand licks people (12:11 - 17:50)...

Lebron owns the city of Toronto ( 2:38 - 8:17). The Celtics have stopped the process and Ben Simmons put in an all time stinker (8:17 - 10:53). The Australians on the Utah Jazz made it a series in Houston (10:53 - 14:20). The Caps lost to the Penguins but it was really the refs fault (14:20 - 17:11). Brain Dump Friday we're going to buy all of RG3's old hashtags (17:11 - 21:18)...

The Raptors are a joke (Sorrey Toronto) and Lebron wins Game 1 even though he shot terribly (2:20 - 7:16). The Caps take a 2-1 lead and PFT is 2 games away from eating shit (7:16 - 12:35). The Celtics stopped the process in Game 1 and Kendrick Perkins tried to kill Drake (12:35 - 17:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gravity and Big Ben isn't retiring any time soon (17:45 - 33:46)...

Lebron survived and had the most Lebron game of all time (2:20 - 5:10). What the hell do the Thunder do now? We're going to miss Joe Prunty and his horrible fashion and the Wizards need to blow the whole thing up (5:10 - 18:17). The Caps have even the series and we're here to stave off the haters (18:17 - 22:14) . Who's Back of the Week including Draft Grades and Nerds. We discuss Avengers even though none of us saw it so don't worry about Spoilers (22:14 - 33:28)...

The first round of the NFL Draft is complete and Roger Goodell got boo'd so damn hard. We talk about the notable picks including Baker Mayfield to the Browns, Josh Allen to the Bills after a problematic Wednesday, Josh Rosen to the Cardinals and Lamar Jackson to the Ravens. Winners and Losers of the first round and Jon Gruden is drunk. The Caps lost to the Penguins in Game 1 and Lebron will never stop killing teams...

We freed Meek Mill, not a big deal. NBA Playoff recap, the Celtics/Bucks are in a rock fight,  Russ is cancelled, Playoff P needs to get a new nickname, Melo is washed and the T-Wolves got bukkakeed (2:27 - 19:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mike Francesca and a new surgery that gets you a new dick (19:59 - 30:56)...

Wild weekend in the NBA Playoffs, Lance Stephenson is an all time heel, Anthony Davis isn't human, Giannis is stretch Armstrong and Playoff P has disappeared (2:20 - 15:12). Who's Back of the week including 2018 killing all of our favorite celebrities and Manu Ginobli (15:12 - 28:30). NFL Network's Mike Mayock joins the show to talk about Thursday's Draft, his QB rankings, and which of his weird terms can be assigned to potential draftees (28:30 - 61:37)...

The Pelicans are shitpumping the Blazers, Lebron needs to be a superhero just to escape the first round, the T-Wolves are sad, and more NBA Playoff story lines (2:20 - 12:17). The NFL releases its schedule and we predict every teams record (not actually) (12:17 -  24:12)...

Tax Day because the IRS broke all their "computers" (2:20 - 4:12). NBA/NHL Playoff recap, the Bucks are broken and their coach looks like an accountant. Brad Stevens is a Wizard and Dwyane Wade found the fountain of youth and got his ass eaten (4:12 - 13:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including The Mooch and Brett Favre (13:52 - 28:01)...

It's finally Tax Day but we all filed for extensions so we're gucci . The Caps stink again but what else is new (2:20 -5:16). We do our knee jerk reactions to Game 1 in the NBA Playoffs (5:16 - 14:42). Who's Back of the Week including a call to Marlins Man who has some breaking news on Derek Jeter's fraudulent filings and Coachella has us triggered again (14:42 - 38:47)...