ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

The next installment of my on-going FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRRRR!

Special guests TRAE DEAN and KAREN MACK are here to discuss a tale with an important lesson: NEVER get between an undead prom queen and her tiara...EVER!

<p>WARNING: This episode is CURSED. You have been warned.</p>

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<p>First up, THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET returns and its hinges are ready to burst. I'm going to take my second attempt at watching THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES as an adult. For a movie that's not particularly scary, it still fills me with dread. It's time to purge this demon from my soul and get on with my life. I'm just going to hold on to this teddy bear. And this tequila...

Privyet, my Krasivaya Screamers! It's time to pack your bags, your radiation suits and your douche bags, because we're off to Russia with the a truly stupid group of A-holes with THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES! I'm joined by my favorite West Coast pervert, SCOTT from The SATYRSPHERE podcast. Neither one of us cared for the movie at all, so expect rampant innuendo and Broadway tangents aplenty. I'd apologize in advance if I had any sense of decorum, which I don't, so let's move on...

It's my birthday episode, henceforth to be known for all time as BIRTHAPALOOZA! To celebrate, we're taking a look, not surprisingly, at birthday-related horror. To kick off the show, THE CRAPSHOOT sets its sites on UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY, a UK exercise in weirdness, Day-Glo clothing, creepy sex and...cake. And then I'm joined by world-famous author ROBERT R. BEST to discuss BLOODY BIRTHDAY in weirdness, knees socks, killer kids and...cake...

It's my birthday, so I'm taking the week off....sort of. I couldn't leave you high and dry (or low and moist), so enjoy THE WITCH'S TALE to tide you over until next week!

Being that this is Episode 57, I feel it fitting to adhere to the legacy of Heinz Ketchup’s motto of “57 Varieties“. However, I will modify it slightly to say that this episode is “57 Varieties of All Fucked Up!

It’s that most wonderful time of the year! Well, except if you’re a horny co-ed who stupidly chose to spend spring break at the lakehouse in the woods instead of going boob-shakin’ in Boca Raton, that is. That’s right!

I’m fighting off the flu and laryngitis, so I’ve had to scrap my original plan for the show. Instead we’re firing up the ol’ WayBack Machine to journey once again to the Golden Age of Radio! This time, we’re meeting VINCENT PRICE to spend the night at ...

It’s been a rough week. I’m depressed. I needed to spend some time talking about a silly movie with a dear old friend. Join me and the oh-so-squeezable JAY EMMITT (formerly of the “Obscure 80’s Podcast”) as we dish the dish about Dracula’s disco dance ...