Split Happens

Anyone ready to get medicated?! Anna and Katrina chose the red pill so they could bring you the cyberpunk science fiction classic 1999's The Matrix! Get ready to have reality blown out your bum bum.

KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she mostly ignores any technical trivia to reduce the chances of sounding like an idiot, as well as to increase the opportunities to talk about Keanu's appearance. Sigh.........

Are you ready to start Keanu-tember?! Well, the sisters certainly are, and they're starting their Keanu Reeves-themed month with the 1994 action-filled thriller: Speed! 

Directed by Jan De Bont and  starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper, and Jeff Daniels...

Are you someone who hears the amount $2.00 and are instantly taken back to a time in the 80's where an obsessed teen bordering on being a stalker, mixed with a foreign exchange student and a gaggle of psychotic paperboys equals instant hilarity? We have so much in common. Grab your Frawnch Fries,  Frawnch Dressing, Frawnch Bread, and wash it down with some Peru, and enjoy this weeks episode covering the 1985 John Cusack film Better off Dead...

Have you been waiting for a podcast with an episode about a movie telling a story about the mysterious Dark Crystal? Have you often wondered how it was damaged by one of the Urskeks, thus setting off an age of chaos? And did you then want to know how it lead to an evil race of grotesque birdlike lizards, the Skeksis, ruling their fantastic planet with an iron claw, where no Gelfling (kind of an elf looking thing) was safe? Wow, this is really weird, because this week, the Split Happens...

Jolly Ho! This week the sisters are traveling back in time to The Middle Ages, where the mythical king of Britons leads a band of misfits on a quest for the Holy Grail. This movie has more one-liners than a comedy roast, so join us on our journey for this weeks episode, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ANNA-is the pro, and if you thought you couldn't learn anything else about the monty python crew after Time Bandits, Anna says "hold my mead"...

Time to ditch the Starlite Starbrite trailer park and start defeating the Ko-Dan forces to save the galaxy because this week the sisters are hopping in the StarCar and taking on 1984's The Last Starfighter!

ANNA-is the PRO this episode and she's willing to bring forth a space armada and a bitching space scepter to take down Katrina. Will it work? She's pretty plucky, that one.

KATRINA-is the CON and has her guard way up after the most recent button pushes...

In a dystopian America, a falsely convicted policeman gets his shot at freedom when he must forcibly participate in a TV game show where convicts, runners, must battle killers for their freedom. If you are asking yourself, "Are the Split Happens sisters doing a movie about Press your Luck?". You wish, tuna fish...

Are you ready for something both STRANGE and UNUSUAL??!! Well do we have the episode for you! Anna and Katrina take you on a magical journey where the songs are majestic, being down on your luck doesn't stop you from knowing your choreography, and homicidal plants from outer space talk. And sing. And play a little grab ass...

It's a movie about the making of a war movie that ends up being a movie within a movie about the behind the scenes making of the most expensive Fake True War story ever made. We think...