Split Happens

Have you wondered what a movie that has the hijinks of Home Alone but with fashion would like? Have you gone to the doctor and thought "Gee, this office is great, but I wonder what it would look like if the nurses had really impractical bright neon clothes!"?  Wonder no longer, because this week the Split Happens sisters are bringing you 1991's totally bananas Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she is here to...

The Hills are alive! With a new episode!!! We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack, and boy do we have a delightfully bananas movie we are covering! We've got animation, music, animated music,  The Beatles (kind of), and flying fingers...

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, want the episode! Pleaaaaaaaase! This week the Split Happens sisters flew all the way to Tibet to bring you an episode brimming with facts, a small child with mad magic skills, a dagger that turns out was not named after the singer Ashanti (missed opportunity, Paramount), and of course, Eddie Murphy. Raise your goblet to 1986's The Golden Child

KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she can barely fit in all of the facts and things she loves about this movie...

You ready to get down with a little "murder, death, kill" Snipes style? If you know how to take care of your daily business while using 3 seashells then you are prepared for this weeks episode from the Split Happens sisters. Enhance your calm and get ready for the 1993 action packed crime caper Demolition Man!

KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she is wishing mellow greetings to all who love Westley Snipes as the irascible Simon Phoenix...

Ruff, ruff, ruff. Bark. Bark, bark, bark. Grrrrrrrrr. Awwwwwwww. If you understand this, then you are one of many who love the canine classic, 2000's Best in Show!

ANNA-is the pro this week, and she is positively BEGGING to catch Katrina say something positive about this perfect film, and is ready to put any negative takes in the dog house. 

KATRINA-is the con, and she is trying to avoid this episodes version of the button push, the button of shame...

You're the audience, we are the tequila saturated chuckleheads. Don't be thrown off by the matchstick in the mouth instead of the hat turned backwards. Sly is all business, and business is gooooood. This week the Split Happens sisters bring you the classic, YES CLASSIC, action flick, 1986's Cobra. 
 
KATRINA-is the pro, and she is practically beside herself with trivia about her new favorite thespian, the incredible Brian Thompson...

Mon dieu! If gnomes, ghost rides, and well meaning meddlers are included on your list of things you love, we have the episode for you! This week the Split Happens sisters bring the joyous French film, Amelie!!!!!

ANNA-is the pro this week, and she is happier than a little girl who's imaginary friends  support her non-conformist spirit as well as her constant query "Are Cabbage Patch Dolls (TM) real children? (Oui!)"...

We hope you love nuts as much as we do, because this week the Split Happens sister bring you a holiday film so full of charming nuggets it will make a pack of squirrels say "screech screech  screech screech screech screech!!!!!!" (they don't talk, silly). And if you are a person who loves to read reviews before you watch a new movie, don't...

????????Have you..been dreaming..of an episode..with two movies in it????????? Well do we have the episode for you! When two tequila tipsy sisters can't decide between two beloved animated Christmas classics what else can they do but do neither of them?! That can't be right. Damn tequila...