The Fifth Column

Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. wethefifth.substack.com

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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 28 days 2 hours 52 minutes

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#441 - Dancing Daggers, Disturbed Dignity & Dozens of Drives to Delaware


* The point of a dagger

* The Messenger of death

* The billionaire model

* WE NEED SOME QUICK BITES

* The murder of James O’Keefe

* Horrible people, horrible ideas, great writing

* Requisite 2024 talk

* In (soft of) defense of Jon Stewart

* Cori Bush is the Whitney Houston of Congress

* LD on Simmons pod

* Jamaal Bowmen is the Philip Larkin of 9/11 (hmmmmmm)

* Yay for Aaron!

* And so much more!



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 February 1, 2024  1h27m
 
 

Members Only #198 - Everybody's a Critic (Vol. 144)


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* A black man on his toes

* MJ at the Apollo

* A “Compassionate” Traitor

* Ron Radosh’s review of the doc

* An entire life of lies

* And a list of actual commies in the government (Note from MM: When I say “married to Ethel Rosenberg,

* A shitty copy of Mission to Moscow

* Listeners and Redditors: you’re wrong about Trump and democracy

* The man vs...


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 January 29, 2024  27m
 
 

#440 - From Nashua to Haaazzaaa


Oh dear. Watching the New Hampshire returns, the lads do a spot-on impression of the good old, liquor-soaked days of 2016 Fifth Column and get pretty deep in their cups…so yeah, sorry about this one...


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 January 24, 2024  1h58m
 
 

Members Only #197 - Grappling Joe, Ending Ron, Inevitable Don


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 January 23, 2024  21m
 
 

#439 - Ladies Tees and Democracy Pleas


* This time, we’re not going to hold back

* Destroying from the ladies tees

* I love with Doug

* More media implosions

* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* Democracy is over when my irrelevant newspaper folds

* Passover is too Jewish

* The uniqueness of the Holocaust

* Opinion mongers making calls about newsworthiness

* This era as history

* Whatchutalkinabout Fani Willis

* Ross Douthat and “Neocon Nikki”



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 January 21, 2024  1h50m
 
 

Members Only #196 - You Make a Lotta Money


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In a rebroadcast of our latest Second Sunday, Tina Nguyen joins the lads again to discuss Substack, Andrew Yang, Kmele fighting another podcast host, James Bond, Tucker Carlson, Vietnamese immigrants, militias, and…the great Tom Vu. In case you’re unfamiliar with America’s greatest Vietnamese import, some of his greatest hits.


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 January 19, 2024  16m
 
 

#438 - Guns & Flip Flops (w/ Tina Nguyen)


* The year of the ladies

* They’re pro-Houthi

* They’re Weebs

* The MAGA Diaries

* The diaspora politics of the Vietnamese

* MAGA Straussianism

* Tina and Tucker

* Tina and the militias

* Kmele and the Houthis

* It’s always World War Three

* Just say they went too far…

* NYT on Russia bombing hospitals

* Some Iowa thoughts

* Some brief thoughts on the fake Substack Nazi controversy



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 January 16, 2024  1h39m
 
 

Members Only #195 - No Limit Consultants LLC


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* Matt, swallowed by Los Alamos

* Jon Ronson’s new pod

* A terrible trailer, a pretentious movie

* Ringo Seal!!! Trump is “being persecuted”

* Head injuries that help

* Listen to that podcast, even if it’s terrible

* A hot plagiarist

* Substack and Nazis

* Chomsky and Jeffery

* Kmele’s new favorite football player

* And so much more!


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 January 9, 2024  12m
 
 

#437 - Gay Divorce


Should we even bother with the normal bullet points? Because it’s mostly about Claudine Gay. And the media’s embarrassing reaction to Gay’s “duplicative phrasing” and “attribution issues.” And what this says about the rot in academia. And something about a Disney Plus show. And ladies who live in trees. And how Kmele’s ice has to be colder than Welch’s ice. And a generation of dumb intellectuals. Enjoy.



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 January 4, 2024  1h43m
 
 

Members Only #194 - 2023 Was an Inside Job


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* The last one of the year

* The French public sector

* Macron and the menorah

* Exploding appliances

* Nick & Kanye

* Nikki’s slavery gaffe

* But does she have a shot?

* Billionaires on the “billionaire class”

* Don’t forget about RFK

* Who blew up the pipeline?

* Why we believe what we believe

* Vivek’s “inside job”


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 December 29, 2023  14m