The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, anal grooming, and does masturbation make women more horny?
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169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.
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168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer
Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others...
167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes
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166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers
Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing...
165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation
Being the high drive spouse comes with the familiar feeling of rejection. One man writes in and shares how sex seems to be on all on his wife's terms as he has a much higher drive. The sex isn't bad, but again her way, her time. Is he destined to fantasize about the pleasure he really wants to experience or can his circumstances change? Another listener admits that post divorce she has been unable to climax with a partner...she wonders if her anti-depressants are a factor, but the thing is.....
164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!
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163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.
Todays topic is PORN! The pros, the cons, the reality of your relationship with porn and how it effects your LTR/marriage. Benefits of porn, and the darker side of porn....I am not shying away from either. The great debate; is porn actually addictive...does it even matter? What does matter then? I conclude the discussion with my opinion on only fans vs. porn. Todays listener questions consist of woman who desire to roleplay in the way depicted in "Four Christmas's"....
162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness
Last EP of 2023!! Season 3 kicked ass and today I am recapping what I have learned in my own marriage this year. Todays listener questions include a wife who shares her husbands balls have shrunk due to TrT therapy; she wants any "small ball play" tips I may have. Another husband comes to me venting his wife of 20 years had an affair with the travel bball coach; it never turned physical but still was betrayal...does it throw in the towel or move forward...
161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"
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