The Horny Housewife

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes


Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul. Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order. Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com


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179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics


In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is...


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178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying


You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play...


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177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen


Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally...


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QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?


Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com


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176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?


Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege...


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 April 1, 2024  55m
 
 
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 March 28, 2024  24m
 
 

175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao


To learn more about todays guest, Anita Rao, go to https://www.wunc.org/podcast/embodied-podcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/housewife to get ALL ACCESS 24 hours FREE + 40% off yearly subscription BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off + sample pack of sleepy Dreams gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com Uberlube: Get 10% off+ FREE shipping using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. www...


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 March 25, 2024  1h7m
 
 

QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners


Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com


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 March 21, 2024  23m
 
 

174- Choosing porn over your sex life, infidelity at the start & physically horny but mentally turned off.


Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested...


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 March 18, 2024  48m