Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through space to find Earth 2.0. New episodes each Friday. Follow along @newarkhives to leave your votes. All complaints in white ink. No refunds or returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 1 day 12 hours 47 minutes
episode 1: Foxes
Set sail on The New Ark for the very first time as we debate the finer points of foxes. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote whether or not they deserve a place on board.
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episode 2: Cats
Hop aboard The New Ark as we prrruse the particulars of man's best feline friend- the domestic cat. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote on whether or not they deserve a ticket to Earth 2.0 and join the crew.
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episode 3: Elephants
Grab a bunk on The New Ark as we phantasize about ill-remembered elephantine misdemeanors. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote on whether or not they merit an invite to the space cruise.
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episode 4: Ants
Step on The New Ark as we place ants' antics under the microscope to answer the age-old question: anti-hero or antagonist? Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote on whether or not they get two one-way passes to paradise.
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episode 5: Dolphins
Ride the waves with The New Ark as we chatter about dolphin cuteness and carnage. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote on whether or not they get room and board on board.
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episode 6: Crocodiles
Yes, The New Ark's set sail once again on its futile quest to divine the good and evil of the animal world, to save the virtuous and condemn the crooks- or is that, crocodiles? Are those tears real? What lies behind that crooked smile? Only you can decide whether it's a cruise to salvation or 'see you later' for these scaly critters- comment your thoughts to @newarkhives.
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episode 7: Ferrets
They're like really long rats, but can they weasel their way onto The New Ark? Tune in to find out. The furry fiends are a farmer's worst friend and (spoiler alert) they die if they don't have sex, but there's only one thing that counts here, and that's your vote. Stop by @newarkhives and drop a line aye or nay for ferrets in space.
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episode 8: Pigeons
Dove of peace of fat winged rat? Here's your chance to find out. Will the infamous pigeon stand up to the grilling of The New Ark's cross-examining or can we expect a New Year's squab to join the Christmas leftovers? Join the debate on social media @newarkhives.
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episode 9: Kangaroos
Hop on board as we head Down Under and buckle up- 'cos you know what they say about beasts with big feet!! Listen in close for The New Ark's first and only improv game show segment, then head to @newarkhives afterwards to register your vote (which is mandatory in Australia, just saying). The right answer's NO :)
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episode 10: Giraffes
Towering examples of animal excellence or just the usual pains in the neck? That's right- this week giraffes are under scrutiny to see whether their high-brow image stands up to Elliot's 'piss in the mouth' cross-examination. Don't forget to check in @newarkhives afterwards to vote on giraffe treadmills and UK flags.
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