Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through space to find Earth 2.0. New episodes each Friday. Follow along @newarkhives to leave your votes. All complaints in white ink. No refunds or returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 1 day 12 hours 47 minutes
episode 11: Pandas
Prepare for pandamonium this week as Saf pulls out all stops and Elliot seeks to sabotage Chinese culture and government. Nothing is black and white on this all-out showdown featuring panda monks pissing whilst doing handstands. Drop by @newarkhives afterward to register as an official baby-hater and kick pandas off the planet.
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episode 12: Frogs
This week: Saf questions the nature of good and evil whilst Elliot bitches about Disney princesses. We have our first ever joke for the podcast and learn how to get high off skin secretions from the spawn of satan. What could be better than that? Not frogs. Cos' they suck. Head to @newarkhives after the show to share the hate :)
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episode 13: Chimpanzees
Are our closest relatives saints or sinners? Chimps are on the chopping block this week with hose-based pranks and Hollywood 'facts' serving as damning testimony against them. They've already been banned from eating bananas- will they be left behind when the earth explodes next week? You decide- cast your vote @newarkhives.
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episode 14: Parrots
Polly might want a strong shot of whisky after hearing this episode. Brigands, imperialists, sexists, antifeminists and idiots who can only count to six; it's pandemonium for parrots' reputations this episode. Do they merit a ticket onboard The New Ark or ought they get blown up with the other sodding creatures? Share your thoughts @newarkhives.
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episode 15: Butterflies
This week: chrysalises crucified in a caterpillarific episode. Butterflies bashed as genocidal maniacs with appalling personal hygiene standards. Will they fly high or had they better flee? Arch enemy or ark-angel? You decide... leave your votes @newarkhives.
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episode 16: Armadillos
This week: armoured dildos... oops- damn autocorrect! This week: armadillos!! Leprosied lunatics and cancerous cretins, these creatures' reputations take one hell of a beating. Is their chance at arkly salvation a far cry? Will they ball up and die? You decide... leave your votes @newarkhives.
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