The Paranormies Present

A white guy shot up a mosque in New Zealand because he's mad about Muslim immigration. Or at least, that's what you're supposed to believe. Johnny, Zev, and later, Adam discuss the "cowabunga it is", video game looking, /mass shooting/ that "totally happened" (exactly the way (((they))) say it did) the other day.

With: Johnny Monoxide, Zev, Adam Haidt

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Join us tonight on The Paranormies as we bring you news on current events in the world of the spooky and sinister. Just what in the hell is going on with Youtube? Who was Natacha Jaitt and what happened to her? Johnny and Zev read some fan submissions and go over the Joe Rogan Podcast featuring Alex Jones, along with special guest Spencer Randolph, back again to discuss a potential cryptid mauling in his back yard...

Tonight on the Paranormies, Johnny and Adam are joined by special guest Mr. Dr. JF Gariepy to discuss the consequences of Artificial Intelligence technology and our future. What is AI? Is AI a "who"? What can AI do? Today everyone has a smart phone in their pocket with access to an unlimited amount of information and assistance. Cognitive tasks have been outsourced to computers...

Are we alone in the universe? Is there any life anywhere else but here? If there ARE aliens, why haven't we seen them? These questions are the foundation of what is known as the Fermi Paradox. Musonius Rufus joins Johnny for an extremely /comfy/, in depth discussion about life on other planets, space travel, and how white nationalism is connected to all this.....

What is the final word on "The Biggest Mass Murder In History"? Who really was Steven Paddock? What did kid's cartoons have to do with bump stocks and Arab Princes? The goys are finally looking into this, and the entire collection of connected rabbit trails, from predictive programming videos and alphabet organization mind control programs to ancient Babylonian gods. The Goys dive into this mysterey of sin city that is the Vegas Shooting tm conspiracy again.....

Have you ever seent a ghost? Maybe you've talked to one. Maybe you heard some strange sounds in the middle of the night. Maybe you asked the ghost of your dear old gram-gram to cure a hang nail...

From the depths of some of the largest and deepest lakes in the world, lake monsters have been sighted on almost every continent. What are they? Are they dinosaurs? Serpents? Are they eels or whales? Or are they just figments of our darkest imagination...

With: Johnny Monoxide, Adam Haidt, Zev

Music Break: Escape Pod Cocktail Lounge, by FemaCampBandleader

Creepypasta: Footsteps, read by Tyler

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Take off those reading glasses because this week the FNF crew cover two film adaptations of popular novels! First on the chopping block is the movie that almost everyone is chirping about, Bird Box (2019)! Does it hold up to our standards? Have the filmmakers catered to their masters by plugging in the villainous MAGA character? We end the evening in the cold and ominous landscape of Alaska, featured in the brilliant and severely underrated film, Hold the Dark (2018)...

What the hell is going on with Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Is she alive or dead, has she thoughts within her head? Ok...so nobody knows, but we speculate and postulate our opinions on this and many other crazy medical cover ups in the White House and more. What was really wrong with JFK? How many strokes did which presedent have? How did they try and cover all these things up? Join Johnny, Adam, Brad, and Tyler as they get /comfy/ and dig into these cover ups, tonight on The Paranormies...

Tonight on the Paranormies we have for you a real blowout entertainment show. Our gracious host Johnny Monoxide is joined by Zev, Tyler, Bradshaw, and Adam to really get into the weeds on every topic you can think of. Bigfoot, alien spaceships, celebrity body doubles, weeaboo terrorists, fake nukes, jews, and just about everything but the kitchen sink gets mentioned at some point on today’s fast paced, furious, funny, and 100% time travel free episode of the Ahnenerbe Hour...