Therapy Gecko

Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko.

A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko.

A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video [here]. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko.

A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko.

A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko.

A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko.

A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko.

A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko.

A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko.

A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams. I hope the waiter will take our order someday. I am a gecko.