An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 15 days 5 hours 26 minutes
TRUTHS AND LIES
Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1
Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers. Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram...
WHIP IT
A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L. We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live.
LOVE??
We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN
Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.
PARANORMAL LUST
Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.
SCANDALS AND WHISPERS
Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.
DREAMLAND
Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE...
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)
The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs.
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell
Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do?