A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In "Penance" by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except...he finds the customer service down below a little...off. But first, in Bret Norwood's "Looking at Women from a Distance," we take a nice evening walk to, you know, just kinda see what's out there, you know...check out the prospects. No big deal. Today's feature: "Penance" by Matt Cummins with bonus short: "Looking at Women from a Distance" by Bret Norwood Creep on us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other CIA front applications! Hear you, my people! Your god is a capitable god! Do your homework!