Feast of Fun

Sometime’s it’s not the butterflies that tell you you’re in love, but the pain. Cody Melcher, photo: Fausto Fernós.

Cosmopolitan has their heart in the right place— for a major publication, they are pretty cheeky when it comes to giving their readers sexual advice, but for some insane reason, much of that advice will land you in the hospital.

Their latest article “The 10 Most Stressful Things About Having a Penis” continues their “50 Shades of Grey” fascination with making your bedroom activities more frisky by kicking guys in the nuts.

Today, the hilarious Cody Melcher, who knows a thing or two about dicks, joins us to take a look at the painful and hilarious consequences when bondage goes mainstream.

Plus–

For Valentine’s Day, Burger King in Israel is giving out sex toys in adult themed Very Happy Meals.

The CW’s new TV show Riverdale is hot for teacher.

Did Joe Jonas just come out as a gay pup?

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— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) February 14, 2017

Is this the most awkward soap opera cliffhanger ever?