Feast of Fun

The mirror universe is just like our own universe, only everyeone has a lot more accessories and a bad attitude. Colette Gregory, Marc Felion, Brian Sweeney and Fausto Fernós. Photo: Fausto Fernós.

Eat Me

We’re never sure what they are eating on Star Trek. In the original series, Vulcans are vegetarian because eating other life forms is logically barbaric. In The Next Generation, meat comes from replicators, not from animals. On Voyager they are faced with an energy shortage so they resorted to actually cooking.

But– In the latest episode of Star Trek: Discovery “Vaulting Ambition,” Emperor Georgiou goes full cannibal and gags her baby girl Michael Burnham on some Kentucky Fried Kelpian.

What the Trek?

I’m the George Takei of this ship, Fausto Fernós, which means I enjoy giving the captain side eye and every now and then, take my shirt off and show off my fencing skills.

Since we’re in the mirror universe still– please welcome my arch nemesis, lieutenant Marc Felion who is super lazy so he uses the transporter to beam beer from the fridge into his stomach.

And Brian Sweeney is this week’s chef.