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episode 128: Adventskalender: 15. Türchen
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Auf https://www.quora.com/I-am-looking-for-the-Star-Trek-phonetic-alphabet-Anyone-have-it findet man folgendes phonetisches Star-Trek-Alphabet:
A is for augmentations, which are illegal.
B is for Barclay, the officer who stutters.
C is for Chuckles, the worst first officer in the fleet.
D is for Data, Starfleet’s licenced Pinocchio imitation, and the reason you’re not allowed to mistreat certain holographic doctors.
E is for Enterprise, the name Starfleet gives to the ships we like the best.
F is for Ferengi, the only species you’re officially allowed to be horribly racist about.
G is for Guinan, Starfleet’s official Whoopi Goldberg vehicle.
H is for “hi, how are you doing?”, which is the only way you’re allowed to respond to an attack.
I is for ‘iso’, which, for a laugh, was the only measurement prefix we made available to the crew of the Starship Voyager.
J is for Janeway, an infamous war criminal.
K is for kiloquad, which is how we measure computer memory without it instantly being outclassed by 300 year old technology.
L is for LaForge, Starfleet’s primary technobabble distributor.
M is for military, the thing we are not. Remember that during our next war, please.
N is for neutrino, the particle we use when we can’t think of an explanation for something.
O is for orphans, who finally felt lucky for once after we started sending kids into space with their parents.
P is for Picard, the baldest captain.
Q is for Q, the trans-dimensional cuntwaffle.
R is for Regula, the only class of space station Starfleet has ever commissioned besides Spacedock.
S is for Starfleet. You were paying attention at the Academy, right?
T is for tetryon, the particle we use when we’ve used neutrino too many times in one sentence.
U is for universal translator, the thing that makes other people make sense without making sense itself.
V is for Voyager, the ship that came back despite our best efforts.
W is for Weyoun, whom Starfleet Intelligence believes to be an immortal god-like being that’s been masquerading as various different individuals throughout history. Please report all sightings to your superior officer immediately and maintain a safe distance.
X is for Xindi, which was apparently a very important civilisation at one point yet nobody’s ever mentioned them for some reason.
Y is for Yamato, which only existed so that we could have a crack at blowing up the Enterprise.
Z is for Zefram Cochrane, our lord and drunken saviour.
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