Your Kickstarter Sucks

Mike Hale and Jesse Farrar comb through the crowdfunding dumpster to tell you what projects are worth supporting with your hard-earned dollar. So far, it's been absolutely nothing, but whether it's a social media website for dogs, a toilet brush that reminds you to drink more water, or 5,000 offensive card games, maybe something will eventually be good!

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Episode 61: Wife Fraud


I don't care what you call it, just put it up. Just say...ok, we go on break. Like Bernie Mac. And then say Bernie Mac Sanders because you do that impression. Then just do a list, like say: nudie suits, save a horse ride a cowboy, and sex accessories. But say "the guys talk about, etc." before every one so it doesn't look like a grocery list. After that you can say that we do the song of the summer competition, but play it up like it's really fun and they'll get that it's a bit. And say we do a roast battle, too. That should be enough. Oh and plug the music and the patreon. That's it basically. Yeah the whole bathroom is flooded. I gotta go.For more theoretical tops, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (new ep this week)Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGDqIKuaHxzw6FIbE3q4L5w)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the treacherous Mark Brendle.

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 July 4, 2018  1h59m