An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 15 days 5 hours 26 minutes
“I HATE MY BABY”
A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko.
“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”
A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko.
“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko.
“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”
A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.
“I AM A PROPHET”
A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.
“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”
A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.
“I MARRIED A STRANGER”
A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.