An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Gesamtlänge aller Episoden: 15 days 8 hours 20 minutes
“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”
A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it. Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what abruptly ended their situationship, and a final caller seeks advice on how to be less problematic. I sometimes wonder what scooby doo would taste like if you cooked and ate him. I am a gecko.
“THE NAVY RUINED ME”
A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia. Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant. There is always a catch. I am a gecko.
“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”
After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth. Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place. It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.
“I HATE MY BABY”
A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko.
“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”
A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko.
“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko.
“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.