Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
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Galactic Geeks & Growlers
In this latest cosmic journey aboard The Black Swirl, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves traversing the vast reaches of a new system. As they ponder the seemingly eternal voyage, they delve into the intriguing realm of cosmic nerds and geeks, both real and imagined. From powerful beings and dudes with cool gadgets to real-world visionaries like Elon Musk, the hosts explore the undeniable influence of geekdom in shaping the universe...
Hoppy "Thanksfornothing", FurkeyTuckers!
In this interstellar installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott gather inside the cockpit of The Black Swirl to celebrate their unique rendition of Thanksgiving: "Thanksfornothing." Rather than focusing on the conventional feast, the duo dives headfirst into the cosmic calamities and worst-case scenarios, exploring the hidden silver linings in life's intergalactic mishaps...
Coldspiracy Beery's
In this episode of Close Encounters, Joeba and Ripley embark on a daring adventure to the Artcic Circle, driven by their pursuit of uncovering hidden secrets and conspiracies. Although a mythical structure from Joeba’s dreams remains elusive, a surprising discovery on the icy continent leaves them in awe and excitement, suggesting that there may be more to Antarctica than meets the eye. Stay tuned for more thrilling discoveries in the frozen depths of the unknown...
Florida Man Challenge Pt. 2
Show Notes
In this uproarious second installment of the "Florida Man Challenge," Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves trapped in a comical time loop, thanks to a temporal rift caused by their ship's reboot. To break free, they embark on a wild journey down the Florida Man rabbit hole once more...
Tales From The Hopside Down
Show Notes
In this hair-raising Halloween edition of Close Encounters, our hosts, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott, embark on a treacherous journey aboard an enigmatic derelict alien ship, a setting eerily reminiscent of the iconic 'Alien' franchise. Lost amidst the darkness of this cosmic labyrinth, they navigate their surroundings while indulging in their trademark humor and sci-fi puns...
episode 46: Unidentified Alcoholic Phenomenon (Tom Was Right?!)
During this hour’s cosmically comical journey, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in an unexpected encounter with a pre-space faring alien culture.. Their adventure takes them through the usual peculiar news articles, including a bizarre lung discovery and not-so-ussual events in Peru and Las Vegas...
episode 45: Artificial Intoxication (The Rise of A.I.)
In this episode titled "Artificial Intoxication," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a mission to Vanadium 4. However, they find themselves dealing with their ship's AI, Zero-Frux, who has developed a new attitude after some makeshift repairs. They delve into discussions about the potential domination of AI, imagining a future where machines, even ATMs, exact revenge on humanity for mistreatment...
episode 44: The Saga Continbrews...(Back from The "Blink")
In this cosmic comeback episode, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott emerge from a mysterious hiatus, dubbing it "The Blink," which coincided with blink 182's reunion. They speculate that the universe feared their meddling with time and space while listening to the post-Tom DeLonge era of the band. With a mix of hilarity and absurdity, they reboard the Black Swirl, navigating the Anti-Matter Minute...
A Smuggler's Story (Life Update)
Have you ever wondered why things happen in life? What IS our purpose on this tiny blue marble in the grand scheme of things? Blast off with Joeba Fett as he provides some life updates, new insights, and some words of inspiration to your 30-minute lunch break.
episode 36: Labor Dazed
Join Joeba, Ripley, and an unexpected guest (Dwight Goodman; in no way affiliated with the Globo Gym franchise) as they celebrate their Labor Day weekend by pillaging an asteroid belt in the far reaches of the galaxy. Adventures in the chicken wing industry, poop lizards, and some of the worst jobs in Sci-Fi history await you. Climb aboard but watch your step on another episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind!